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So thats were my giant as turds went.
Haha. Look at the rake on that fork in the first pic...
Zelah you should take a look at Eugene, the level of retarded lock jobs there makes Portland look like a paradise. Not to mention the fact that 90 percent of the bikes are dept. store throwaways.
I like the break placement on the first one heh... Everything about it is contrary to intuition.
Hey, on those 50 dollar K-Mart Magnas everyone in eugene rides, you know the ones I mean. You gotta if you go to school there! Do you know if the drop outs are like 100% vertical, or are the slightly angled? I had this really funny idea for awhile now. . .
i just cant get over the bars on the first bike, hell of obtuse angles up ins
kyle: Probably 100 percent vertical, and no you shouldn't convert it into a junker fixed joke bike...
Haha. Oh man.
The lever is backwards, so it the caliper and bars. Then the lock job. Just wow.
With that second lock job, I would have been tempted to undo the QR and move it off the skewer, so when they unlock it and grabbed the frame to move it, it would have come off the wheel. Then left a note about learn how to lock your bike.

What a horrible lock job!
wait...
stumptown:kyle: Probably 100 percent vertical, and no you shouldn't convert it into a junker fixed joke bike...
Thats blasphemy! Me and some friends are looking for something to tie a long rope to and ride off a dock, what better then this kid I know in Eugene's Magna. . . CONVERTED!
edit: Obviously he lives in Eugene if he rides a Magna and doesn't find it to be an issue.
Wow, haha! Good finds.
those are funny
what the fuck are you trying to show?
Ryan:what the fuck are you trying to show?
Well the first picture is someone attempting to use flipped mustache bars as knockoff bullhorns, and the second guy used a U-Lock to lock his front wheel without locking the frame.
^^^1st pic- see brake, too...
Ryan:what the fuck are you trying to show?
oh noes is that yer bike?
K_phomma:
What a horrible lock job!
wait...
You talking about mine? I put an Allen axel in, no more QR. Not a big deal.
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hahaha
i still dont really get this thread
jerome this thread is called "don't bike PDX" it is to collect pictures of people who should stop.
ok, cool thanks. i will get some pictures


[quote][cite] felldownthewell:[/cite]flipped mustache bars[/quote]
More like flipped North Road.
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/781960992.html
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/783472527.html
JEEZ I HOP IT FITS DEEP VEES
hmm:http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/781960992.html
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/783472527.html
JEEZ I HOP IT FITS DEEP VEES
Sorry bro, you are a few days behind.
We covered the response to my bike posting in the Craigslist/Ebay thread.

The lock around the seat post is my favorite part.
Seen at Creston Park in SE
mike:
The lock around the seat post is my favorite part.
Seen at Creston Park in SE
good find
i should have taken a picture of this bike i saw yesterday, flipped risers communter. ill try harder next time.
mike:
The lock around the seat post is my favorite part.
Seen at Creston Park in SE
ha ha the omnipresent "bum bars" good stuff
80s frame. Check.
Seat all the way down. Check.
Plastic pedals. Check.
Poorly locked. Check.
Crack dealer style flipped bars. Check.
Radness.
grimm:Crack dealer style flipped bars. Check.
Its called multi-tasking.
Sell while you ride.


charlie or joel needs to get a pick of that bike at freddies with the furry pink leopard spotted upholstery.. its like a furry and a bike mated.

You, me, bolt cutters.
sounds like a plan
Seen not far from the last bike I posted:

This bike has been slowly disappearing over the last week or so. All the parts missing so far were quick release items. I noticed the bike locked that way for two days before parts went missing.
Sad. So sad.
No photo, just commentary…
My buddy had a cable lock and said hey 'you want me to get your bike too'. I said 'sure, why not' even though my rear tire was already u-locked to a pole. When we come out from Chipotle it turns out he locked my bike and not his, so it sat unlocked for like 20min. Haha. Idiot.





i like the "deep v as canvas" but... nike spokecard... aww
zelah:
it looks like the chain is REALLY REALLY stiff so it took shape after a while. that, and magneto fucked with it, no doubt.
whoa i didnt catch that. in the first pic of that bike, the chain looks to be on there normally.... weird
also, i totally read "magneto" as "magenta", haha
arrrgggg if people keep buying weinmanns they'll never stop making those damn things .....
but dude, weinmanns are so good at cracking in half!
who DOESNT want that?!
and there like 150 for a pair built up
zelah:
how 'bout them bum bars making an appearance in the pic from the side..
Amy:zelah:
how 'bout them bum bars making an appearance in the pic from the side..
I love the fact that hes rocking Ultegra clipless and the second dumbest bars ever.
chopped promenade bars make me so angry. those could accent some cruiser so beautifully! but no...