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Bike Related: sometimes i fucking hate my town

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    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2008 edited
     

    when you pop into safeway for 5 minutes to grab some pretzels. you forgot your lock so you lock through the front to your friends bike. you walk in and there are two kids probably 17 outside with bikes, and you say "nice fixies." conversions with deep-vs, obviously. you come out and your rear wheel is gone.

    fucking shitty kids who dont even need the money, theyre just fucking punks

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      CommentAuthorstumptown
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     

    st. johns, on ivanhoe?

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     

    im back in the bay area for the summer

    critical mass is tomorrow im bringing my gat ;p

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    maybe it was crackheads disguised as kids?!

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    Or maybe it was kids disquised as crackheads.

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      CommentAuthorJennx
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    how about fuck kids and crackheads.

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    or maybe it was willie wonka!!!!!

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    they looked more like rich suburb kids disguised as kids

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    so they were mutants?

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    Those are the worst kind of kids.

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    id venture to say they had some sort of radiation mutation, yes

    at least its a small city, ill find them and kill them

    and the biggest relief is that it was just a goddamn kilo tt wheel

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      CommentAuthorstumptown
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     

    wow, they really went for that high risk-to-reward ratio huh...

    sorry to hear about your wheel dude/

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    im sure they only stole it because they could and because theft is cool man all the other hipsters do it

    seriously though whatever, i wanted new wheels anyway

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    You should still find them and kill them.

    Or at least, you know, tell their moms.

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    haha i dont want to be CRUEL

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    find out who they are and steal their wheel spoke by spoke over a few weeks.

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    that sounds like a pretty good plan

    "yo dude somebody took my rear wheel but they replaced it with this sick low spoke count deep v!1!! hella tarck!"

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    I like my idea better, Max.

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    ill stab their moms to death with the spokes

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    ^Best idea so far.

    • CommentAuthorMax is NOW!
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     
    cassadyisfixed:

    I like my idea better, Max.

    Cassady, there are times in life when you have to realize someone is smarter and better. I should know, almost everyone I know has to deal with this everyday.

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    Yeah, but very rarely.

    jkjkjkjk It's actually pretty frequent.

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      CommentAuthorstumptown
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    loosen the seatpost bolt just so in order that the first bump they encounter will send their seat plunging down onto the top tube, effectively giving them the surprise ass turbulence of their life...

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      CommentAuthorJennx
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    that's the best idea ever...

    or loosen the bolts on the rear wheel or the front ones.

    so when the go...whoops.

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      CommentAuthorstumptown
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    good way to take out a couple front teeth...

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      CommentAuthorJennx
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    yep, better that way, more humoring.

    cause if they keep it up it's bound to happen by someones fist or curb.

    • CommentAuthorPj
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     

    omg, i am gonna start checking bolts and spokes every time i bike away in case some freak has a grudge against me

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      CommentAuthorArielD
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2008
     

    I was thinking just that, PJ. This shit is making me paranoid.

    • CommentAuthortepr
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2008 edited
     

    found one of the guys last night, recognized his bike then saw him around. along with finding him we found three police officers and an ambulance. his friend had just gotten hit by a car - well kind of. as far as i know the biker hit the car.

    the ambulance was still there so i dont think the guy was severely injured

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      CommentAuthormkeeezy
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2008
     

    stealing shit is the new black. i saw it on the cover of cosmopolitan.

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