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BSCHULTZ, I SAID BRING YOUR GAME
Jesus joke:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
whats black and rhymes with snoop?
dr. dre
This one's really bad, I'm sorry. My friend Sickafoose wants me to tell you guys...
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
You don't get an erection when you get into the Porsche.
what did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip!
goddamnit, where the hell is brian
Shit I got nuthin..
THATS FUCKING HEELARIOUS
cassadyisfixed:This one's really bad, I'm sorry. My friend Sickafoose wants me to tell you guys...
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
You don't get an erection when you get into the Porsche.
Variation:
Whats the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
There isn't a BMW in my garage.
whats the difference between a cactus and a bmw?
with a bmw the pricks are on the inside....
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can unload one of them with a pitchfork.
oh, and...
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, they're just going to cry in the dark anyways.
What do Micheal Jackson and a second place olympic sprinter have in common?
They both came in a little behind.
ohhh. that one is bad.
i lul'd
a lot
bschultz:i lul'd
a lot
yes