if your trying to be all "i cant race cuz my _____ on my bike is all fucked up" (be sure and use whiny voice)

then step right up, i'll fix your shit up proper so you can get smoked by sharky, walton etc... in relative safety.

that's right, one time only, for free or cans of black sparks I'll true wheels, grease BB's or install any new flash you scored off e-bay with mommy's pay-pal account.

also:

cutting risers down to 4" on each side

spoke beads

bar pad installs

sixfiddy front (and rear?) installs

brake removal

helmet storage

spoke card installs

oury installs

matching bandanna sales (wear it old west style, that'll slay 'em!)

cut brand new-in-the-plastic gold anod'd nitto road bars into bullhorns (thx playground_terror for that unique experience)

also Jeezy will be giving a tutorial on DIY wheel discs

remember :

"It ain't a scraper unless you drop paper"

sincerly,

Fran Tarck-ington

see ya tonight ya sick mothafucka

Damn. If only my mom had a paypal account. I need more bling!

Actually my tarck bike's BB area wont stop squeaking. My guess is cause its french.

Shit, I got a strange sound in my bb. I was thinking of doing the home lube, but I still haven't met any of you people from the board, so I might just have to make an appearance. When/where? I've got a serious lawn to mow today, and then I'm heading back into the city.
If you are seriously about the wheel truing, I think I need like, three spokes tightened, and maybe some beads thrown on. I can install my own spoek kardz though.

BEERZ

krystenr:

grimm:

Damn. If only my mom had a paypal account. I need more bling!

Actually my tarck bike's BB area wont stop squeaking. My guess is cause its french.

Good guess!

Totally. Who decided to let the french make their own bottom brackets? Yeesh. Threads all going the same way and shit.

hudsong:

You forgot to mention the time and place!? I'm actually in fucking PORTLAND finally.

Oh damn, DAMN! Hudson finally got here?

grimm:

krystenr:

grimm:

Damn. If only my mom had a paypal account. I need more bling!

Actually my tarck bike's BB area wont stop squeaking. My guess is cause its french.

Good guess!

Totally. Who decided to let the french make their own bottom brackets? Yeesh. Threads all going the same way and shit.

It ain't just BBs, man. The french have to be so "unique" - the BCD on the Gitane Mixte's cranks is like 134.7 or something. WTF?!

brianpatrickk:

kinda think there should be a hudsong arrival party.....

you racing this weekend?

Haha, I guess I'm more popular than I thought! My bike is in a pickup in Portland somewhere, with the rest of my stuffs, and I'm sitting in Denver.. so technically not in Portland yet, but I'll be getting in at 4:00 this afternoon.
I'd love to race this weekend, though I don't know Portland by bike AT ALL, though I have been google streetviewing it for the past 3 months. And I doubt I'm as fast as you guys.
BTW..
Doug n Amy
My backwheel could do with a truing ;)

this thread made me laugh

good.

doug is now doing spoke card installs by appointment. you must give him 48 hours notice so that he'll have enough time for the task. he's a busy man.

well i can squeeze you guys in, I was working on my roomates car, he needed new muffler bearings and some turn signal fluid.

i homebrew mine, dont wanna kill any spermwhales ya know waddimean?

Li'l Lisa Slurry works GREAT on turn signals, get the heck outta here with your organic and vegetarian bidness.

as always kids, ass kickings are $0 at doug's tarck hq emporium :]

white folks:

we are real backed up on spoke card installs, tis alleycat season and such... quoting spoke card & bar pad installs about a week and a half out.

Damn get my name on the list! I has lots of bar padz and spoke cardz I need to have installed on my tarck biek!!~

but i dont advise it. it take special tools. not a diy kinda thing

I think my spoke card got tweaked out of alignment doing wheelies over the finish line at the track. I sure hope its not stripped. If it is Ill have to call up Kinkos on a re-lam job. I bet they are backed up for weeks. Hopefully its a quick fix and the wheel/spokecard are salvageable.