www.flickr.com
|
the park...
young ladies
i got fuckin doored waiting at a fuckin red light man. what the fuck man.
Get info, call insurance
what the hell
i guess it is possible to get hit by a parked car.
it's weird how some people kinda travel through life in an airtight bubble without really being aware of whats going on around them.

within a solid $100 of completing my current build Im working on (thank god) and just got an idea for my NEXT build. god damnit fuck my wallet. at least i got a job.
no damage/injury. i was trackstanding and some broad in a lifted truck was gettin out of her shit and did not see me. it was weird, cause i felt something tap my grocery-filled bag and when i looked back there was just a door swinging open hella hard. like she opened it, bumped me, and then just tried again harder. i caused a bit of a scene scolding her.
brendanbarryconroy:no damage/injury. i was trackstanding and some broad in a lifted truck was gettin out of her shit and did not see me. it was weird, cause i felt something tap my grocery-filled bag and when i looked back there was just a door swinging open hella hard. like she opened it, bumped me, and then just tried again harder. i caused a bit of a scene scolding her.
Wow, just wow. I cant even call that lady a retard as I fear it may damage the image of the mentally handicapped.
WTF are you doing driving a jacked up truck in the city
grimm:brendanbarryconroy:no damage/injury. i was trackstanding and some broad in a lifted truck was gettin out of her shit and did not see me. it was weird, cause i felt something tap my grocery-filled bag and when i looked back there was just a door swinging open hella hard. like she opened it, bumped me, and then just tried again harder. i caused a bit of a scene scolding her.
Wow, just wow. I cant even call that lady a retard as I fear it may damage the image of the mentally handicapped.
lol srsly..
miguelaron:WTF are you doing driving a jacked up truck in the city
Imagine the least intelligent 12-year-old you can. Now subtract 20 IQ points and add 10-30 years. That's who drives lifted trucks in the city (and most anywhere else with graded roads).
*As a former idiot 12-year-old, I feel qualified to make the this statement. Lucky for me, I grew out of it.
how loud my roommate's girlfriend is when they bone.
I'm from Hillsboro. The question was rhetorical and I think you're about right.
Dear ebay watchers, there are neear 20 of you each for my pedals and frame. F*cking pull your dick out and bid already!
fuckit, end early and raise the reserve
i had 20 watchers for my paramount, then i get an email that says he "would offer 300-350 but only if i could deliver to roseberg" (reserve was 350) yea, f u, guy.
brendanbarryconroy:bone.
haha
bone...
grimm:Dear ebay watchers, there are neear 20 of you each for my pedals and frame. F*cking pull your dick out and bid already!
yeah I had an auction with 18 watchers and 0 bids, ended unsold.. was bummed.
Labs for Biology classes. Piss off.
human beings
Someone took my plastic bag saddle cover
My toe clip snippy snapped
Ruining my Brooks in the rain 'cause I'm riding with no fenders.
u s e r e r r o r
^^^should have stole your saddle cover.
Is it really ruined?
Buddy of mine rode his in the rain and it made it sag a little, but it essentially cut out 500mi of riding and made it conform to his butt.
PS use a safeway bag next time.
Nah, I don't think it's ruined. It just looks like a raisin and totally faded after just a few days of wet riding. Not slippery anymore either. It's stored in my company's bike room or my house usually so a cover isn't an issue - but it gets wet with no fenders and when I'm off my saddle my ass gets wet then I slam down on the seat and ride it soaked.
Probably need to treat it. Or treat myself with a vegan saddle.
Flites solve all your problems
get some kind of conditioner or waxy stuff to put on the underside of the saddle, that will help with the back wheel spray.
when people call their stupid ass conversion a "legit fixie"
dude my ex gf's singlespeed is a legit singlespeed.
not being able to squeeze this poopy out right now when I know I have to be on my way to the airport and I do NOT wanna poop on the plane.
cleared for takeoff/landing?
skidddzzzz for dayzzzzzz
Fever and lack of rest.
Today I hate that my girlfriend is upset at me because one of my best friend's of the last three years happens to own a pair of breasts and a vagina.
brendanbarryconroy:Today I hate that my girlfriend is upset at me because one of my best friend's of the last three years happens to own a pair of breasts and a vagina.
super sucks. I say its not going to work out either way, so do them both.
TIH, having not ridden a track bike in like a month and being used to taking corners really tight on the roadie, doing so on the track bike today and clipping a pedal, flipping over the bars, road rash on palms and elbow and bruised hip and hurt wrists :(
brendanbarryconroy:Today I hate that my girlfriend is upset at me because one of my best friend's of the last three years happens to own a pair of breasts and a vagina.
Its way better to own a vag and tits than lease or rent. Although they are just like cars, once you take them off the lot…
(no there is no point to my post…just a grammatical observation about ownership)
marshall:TIH, having not ridden a track bike in like a month and being used to taking corners really tight on the roadie, doing so on the track bike today and clipping a pedal, flipping over the bars, road rash on palms and elbow and bruised hip and hurt wrists :(
shit i hate that
and just now standing up from lying in bed for a bit and feeling a hundred thousand times worse
*trend hopping. may cause road rash.*
yeah dude shouldntve just hopped on the fixy trend
Today I hate that I broke my foot...
Shit! What happened?
Shit sucks. Two years and it still hurts. Hope there isn't a fusion in your future..
I climbed on a roof last night and took the easy way back down to the concrete...by falling off said roof. Broken 2nd metatarsal in my right foot, and a very black & purple right hand...
Dude that's nothing Dan, I have diareasss...
Shitty...
fuck