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Is that the jackrabbit? A friend of mine wore one of those out.
anita:omg want
Sorry, but this thing has saved my neck a couple times. It's like the Deus Ex Machina of problematic sexual encounters.
Teen Idol:Is that the jackrabbit? A friend of mine wore one of those out.
I hope you mean it stopped working as opposed to wearing it out on the town for the night. While I would find that funny, most others wouldn't.
fyi. I've been walking around with it in my pants and turning it on in public just to see if people notice that my crotch is vibrating. Once again, I find it funny, most others dont.
I also had it on the counter yesterday and was "racing" it. It would have been fun if I had two to compete with.
Then I started making weird audio samples on stuff with the vibration. I was bored.
I'm with you on the finding it funny crowd. And yes, I mean she used it so much that it stopped working and she went out and bought another one.
Wanna buy a handful of em and have races?
Then wear them on some nice fedoras out on the town, sipping fine mint juleps and smoking sweet cigars.
I'm in. Although, my fedora game is a bit weak. Can I just put it on a ball cap, and sip a 40 of Ole E?
Max is NOW!:Sorry, but this thing has saved my neck a couple times. It's like the Deus Ex Machina of problematic sexual encounters.
wait is it sanitary to use those on more than one girl? I feel like if a guy pulled one out for me I'd just be like 'uhhhh why do you own this has this been up your butt or inside another girl"
like girlboner killer machina

Don't worry baby, I sanitize that shit…
Fantastic!
anita:wait is it sanitary to use those on more than one girl? I feel like if a guy pulled one out for me I'd just be like 'uhhhh why do you own this has this been up your butt or inside another girl"
like girlboner killer machina
As rational as that sounds, most people don't give an ef once their pants are off. And it's dishwasher safe, fyi.
And for the record I think only one girl used it. I've got no game to play it in.
I keep it around cause it's funny looking and I want to race it.
Max is NOW!:And for the record I think only one girl used it. I've got no game to play it in.
I keep it around cause it's funny looking and I want to race it.
I'd totally race but I don't think mine has legs?? how would this even work?
grimm:
Don't worry baby, I sanitize that shit…
shit and I thought clorox girls were just a band!
Isn't the vagina acidic anyway? Who needs to clean it? Oh no, maybe it's basic! HELP WIKI HELP!
This thread just took a turn for awesome.
My room mate gave me a little vibrating flashlight that he got from his work. So, one night, I decide I'm going to get saucy and try it out on the girl I was seeing. It was pretty small, and didn't bring about the results I was looking for, but for some reason I left it by the night stand. After I had broken things off with that girl, I kept it around, but if I were engaging in the horizontal polka with another girl, I just couldn't bring myself to use it again. I had washed the hell out of it too. Long story short, I think sex toys are a one person only thing. Others might dissagree, but no ammount of cleaning could make me think that thing was safe.
Look I'mnot saying one over the other, but hear this.
Know a young woman. I know she has, on numerous occasions, fallen for the "i can't wear a condom cause I can't feel anything" from multiple guys. So she has unprotected sex. Same girl told me that two girls using the same toy, even if well washed, was "really fucking gross." Then I asked if she made the guys she has unprotected sex with wash their genitals and she looked at me like that was a stupid question.
Max is NOW!:Look I'mnot saying one over the other, but hear this.
Know a young woman. I know she has, on numerous occasions, fallen for the "i can't wear a condom cause I can't feel anything" from multiple guys. So she has unprotected sex. Same girl told me that two girls using the same toy, even if well washed, was "really fucking gross." Then I asked if she made the guys she has unprotected sex with wash their genitals and she looked at me like that was a stupid question.
lol at image of man washing genitals in kitchen sink.
NEEDS MORE PALMOLIVE
mkeeezy:NEEDS MORE PALMOLIVE
and/or pumice.
shit, you kids must not have been in situations I have. Cause I can easily say I been dropping anchor and scrubbing barnacles in the kitchen before.
ReverendJackson:Max is NOW!:Look I'mnot saying one over the other, but hear this.
Know a young woman. I know she has, on numerous occasions, fallen for the "i can't wear a condom cause I can't feel anything" from multiple guys. So she has unprotected sex. Same girl told me that two girls using the same toy, even if well washed, was "really fucking gross." Then I asked if she made the guys she has unprotected sex with wash their genitals and she looked at me like that was a stupid question.
lolcry at image ofmanMax washing genitals in kitchen sink.
im reading this from rhode island.
i confess:
i was/am watching an episode of law and order, a good one i haven't seen before with robin williams, whilst internetting.
then i got to thinking and reading about bikes
and i went downstairs to swap some tires
and i forgot i was watching tv
then i remembered and went back upstairs to finish the episode
addendum
robin williams is one steezy villain
fucking rad
my dorm window is fucking clutch for people watching
if youre on campus...
im creepin u
tepr:on campus...
bbbwwwwaaaaaaammmmmmpp
i watched 90210 last night
yung jeezy pdx:i watched 90210 last night
as did i... ALONE!
last night there were two homeless men sleeping under a stairway awning last night. they were talking till around 12 a.m. my apartment gets warm...so i had the windows open. unfortunately, they woke up around one a.m. and began talking again...the proximity of their camp to my window was such that their rather loud voices made it hard for me to sleep. i told them to shut up. and they did.
i rolled out of my house for like a 12mile trip to go visit my grandma this morning... with bike shorts on backwards.
i bought a hybrid 29er globe and I actually like it.
taking it to the green? fuck i miss that park more than anything else in philly.
(haha oh yea, i'm not sure if anyone else calls it "the green" - the trails around wissahickon creek)
i turned my bike into a singlespeed
Which one? You have like a kajilionn
the lager. i currently have zero, count them, 0 fixed gears
SRAM Rival is the new tarck.
^-- Ill back that.
Confession: I havent ridden my FG in a week now. It feel weird. But ive been on the cross bike to get it all dialed/beat the hell out it on some mountain bike trails. And trying to put a few miles on my new wheels before I do a long road ride.
ill back it as well. BALLER STATUS!
Though I will say every time I see Abe's Force groupset, I drool some.
i rode a brifter bike for the first time in my life when it was set up on a trainer in front of psu's gym for a cycling club display on campus rec night a few days ago.
i had no idea what to do and somehow put myself into like 40-25 (or whatever the easiest gear woulda been on that bike) and pedaled really fast and couldnt figure out how to get back into a higher gear and got off and then did trackstands and fell over trying backwards circles instead.
i believe on teh pdxfixed its a "shifty" but thats cool.
I'm in love with Al Nelson