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    • CommentAuthorJake
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2008
     

    Today, on my morning commute i was riding alongside a fellow commuter, hugging the outside line of the bike lane and a car pulled up along said me and said, "Bikers should learn to share the road with cars!" I didn't quite know what to say, so i chased them down and ran my hand along her windows as i passed her.

    • CommentAuthorjonl
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2008
     

    riding up glisan around 9:45 tonight and someone walking yelled at me "what's your ratio" haha

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      CommentAuthorJennx
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    yesterday riding to work someone was behind me laying on their horn doing the annoying multi beep deal, i grabbed my u-lock cause i heard them creeping up close to me, and they yelled what you gonna do fucker, turn around and it was one of my co-workers fucking with me. fucking bastard. hahaha

    • CommentAuthorckagel
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    Oh man I finally got yelled at tonight. something like "nice bike, you fixed gear fag" or something. It was even more rad since the people yelling from the jeep waited till I was a good block away to start yelling

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      CommentAuthorjvandub
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008 edited
     
    ckagel:

    Oh man I finally got yelled at tonight. something like "nice bike, you fixed gear fag" or something. It was even more rad since the people yelling from the jeep waited till I was a good block away to start yelling

    Fag? What were you sucking cock while riding down the block?

    edit:
    excuse me or eating pussy whichever one works.

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      CommentAuthorgrimm
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    ^-- That would be very skillful to balance and do. I would be disgusted and in awe all at the same time. Maybe this is what porteur racks are really useful for…

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      CommentAuthorbryan.
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008 edited
     

    people walked out infront of jon and i , "lets get hit by bikes!"

    *giggles*

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      CommentAuthorjvandub
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    Yeah one dude yelled what's up Brosef and I turned around and whacked him with my unloaded pistol. Stupid bro speak.

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      CommentAuthorbryan.
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    or i have encountered another odd phenomenon.

    people just yelling at you. not really anything. just yelling. from the street. screaming. not words just yelling....?

    • CommentAuthorkrystenr
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     

    "Your spandex are see-through!"
    But that was just Max when we were riding together.

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    whats best and something i love doing..yelling things at people that can only confuse them. Like "I love my dog!" when you ride by people walking their dogs..but you yell it in an angry voice. It confuses the hell out of people. Or i always make a point to yell "WAKE UP DEAD PEOPLE! THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE!" when cruising by a cemetary.

    • CommentAuthorkrystenr
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008 edited
     
    playground_terror:

    whats best and something i love doing..yelling things at people that can only confuse them. Like "I love my dog!" when you ride by people walking their dogs..but you yell it in an angry voice. It confuses the hell out of people. Or i always make a point to yell "WAKE UP DEAD PEOPLE! THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE!" when cruising by a cemetary.

    Haha, I fucking love you. I actually laughed out loud to that one. I'm particularly fond of, "FUCKING GINGGGGGGGGGGG!" But only at you because you're a ginger.

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      CommentAuthorjonah
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     

    some guy on a motorcycle downtown called me a weiner. made my day.

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      CommentAuthorWalter
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008 edited
     

    Got called an asswipe,asshole and various other things by a guy in a red pickup truck while riding down burnside, he then proceeded to try to drive me off the road, follow me up a one way road and threaten me.
    Red Pickup truck with license plate 687 BCP if you see him give him my regards

    • CommentAuthorkrystenr
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     

    I still love it when people yell "What's your ratio?!" at you. Never gets old.

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    while i was rounding a corner some dumbass lady opens her door on me, i swerved and the yelled "what the fuck" other lady "slow the fuck down" me "watch the fuck out" jonah "fuck"

    • CommentAuthorkrystenr
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2008
     

    Haha, nice.

    Yesterday while on our way to Keven's I ran a red light and a lady sitting on the sidewalk yelled "Hey! Hey! Did you know you can get a ticket for that?! Running a red light?!" and I yelled, "Hey! Hey! Did you know you can suck my dick?!"

    I guess it didn't really work since I don't have a dick, but that's kind of my favorite thing to say to people.

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      CommentAuthorjvandub
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2008
     

    Then krysten fell off her bike and ate a whole lotta dick...

    • CommentAuthorkrystenr
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2008
     
    jvandub:

    Then krysten fell off her bike and ate a whole lotta dick...

    Surprisingly I didn't fall off my bike...this time.

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    i cut in fornt of this REALLY slow hippie van, took a right and as i go I hear this "keeb id ombeh aksbdksdfnab (hell of gibberish)". accompanied by the bird. and not the piliated woodpecker-type bird. the HAND type bird. yeah. damn.

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      CommentAuthorhuss
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2008 edited
     

    Last weekend after a 60+ mile ride, I eased through a red light, (it was changing anyway)

    This guy shouts "nice light" I reply back "nice life" It was funny because I was about 6 feet away, looking right at him, yea nice life buddy.