whos racing on tuesday? and what events is going on?

aokp:

amy's going to use this evidence in convincing her boyfriend to kick your ass!

don't you mean girlfriend?

maybe i can get him to challenge you to a race..

no, but i bet a MMF threesome with white folks would do the trick.

what?
there's nothing wrong with my arm.
i'm just making alternate suggestions on how to prove your masculinity, since you dont want to race.

Kiddie Kilo Ages 5-9
Kiddie Kilo Ages 10-13
Junior 10-12 3 Lap Scratch
Junior Win & Out
Women Unknown Distance
Masters 20 Lap Tempo
Cat 4-5 9 Lap Scratch
Cat 3 Unknown Distance
Cat 2 Win & Out
Junior 10-12 Alpenrose Mile
Junior 18 Lap Paced Points Race
Women Miss & Out
Masters Belgian Win & Out
Cat 4-5 18 Lap Tempo
Cat 3 Miss & Out
Cat 2 Devils Scratch
Junior 10-12 Chariot
Junior 20 Lap Scratch
Women 18 Lap Tempo
Masters 30 Lap Points Race
Cat 4-5 Win & Out
Cat 3 20 Lap Snowball
Cat 2 35 Lap Points Race
Team Sprints

Ribbon Awards to 3 places plus additional prizes, merchandise or gift certificates: Juniors $50, Masters 35+ $75,Cat 1/2: $100, Cat 3: $75, Cat 4/5: $50, Women: $75, Olympic Sprints: $75 & more

Registration: 10-11 Each Day, Racing 11:00 AM

Entry Fee: $15:00 each Omnium; $5 Each additional Omnium. Fee for of Kiddie Kilo is $2. Entry fee includes OBRA surcharges. In the event of rain, a new date will be sought.The Officials may alter events and/or combine fields as the need arises. This is an OBRA Event. OBRA memberships will be available: $20 for annual & $5.00 for a one day license.

Information: Phil Sanders 503-649-4632, Tony Halford 503-646-1110

Come spend the day at the velodrome, with racing for all categories, including Points races, Madisons, Keirins. Bring the family out for a fun-filled day of track racing at the second annual Alpenrose Heartbreaker. Staccato Gelato will be on site with their Freezer Rider selling gelato and donuts. Also come take a look at the newest line of Speedvagen race bikes.

$1,750 in cash prizes and much more in merchandise!

Schedule:
Master’s 50+ Points Race - 40 Laps
The Veloshop Women’s Cat 4 Points Race - 20 Laps
CycloSportif Cat 5 Points Race - 35 Laps
Women’s Keirin Heats
Honky Tonk Men’s Madison presented by Sellwood Cycles
Smith Optics Cat 4 Points Race - 40 Laps
Men’s Keirin Heats
The Heartbreaker Kiddie Kilo (FREE!)
Staccato Gelato Women’s Keirin Final
Assos Master’s 1/2/3 40+ Points Race - 50 Laps
Brian Aber’s House of Pain Men’s Keirin Final
Women’s 1/2/3 Points Race Presented by River City Bicycles - 50 Laps
HP Chiro Cat 3 Points Race - 75 Laps
The Speedvagen 100 (Cat 1/2 Points Race)
Ladies Only Madison presented by Veloforma

Prizes:
Men’s Cat 1/2 Points Race - $500 3 deep
Women’s 1/2/3 Points Race - $500 3 deep
Men’s Keirin - $250 3 Deep
Women’s Keirin - $150 + Gelato 3 deep
Men’s Madison - $250 3 deep
Women’s Madison - $100 3 deep
Men’s Cat 3 Points Race - Merchandise 3 deep
Men’s Cat 4 Points Race - Merchandise 3 deep
Women’s Cat 4 Points Race - Merchandise 3 deep
Cat 5 Points Race - Merchandise 3 deep
Master’s 1/2/3 40+ Points Race - Merchandise 3 deep

Details:
Registration opens at 9:00 AM - This is an OBRA event
Cost is $15 for the first race, $5 for each additional race.
Keirins open to Cat 1/2/3 racers only
OBRA License is required (Available for sale at registration)
Alpenrose Dairy, 6149 SW Shattuck, Portland, Oregon

What's date is that blue ribbon stuff?

I wont be making it to the track. Friend in town. Maybe FTF if I blow off a ride im supposed to do, but the weatherman sounds a little iffy anyways. Hm.

I wanna win me some money this saturday! I crashed on my saturday practice at alpenrose and ripped 4 or 5 spokes out of my front wheel which is an excuse to build up my front gran compe hub. I'm thinking of lacing it up to an aerohead maybe?

full of lols, thx for the entertainment alex, amy, and oxymo

you can only ride full carbon bikes on the track

i c
How about unicycles?

you should probably get one of these before you come within 50 miles of a velodrome:

^^^^^

Amy:

you should probably get one of these before you come within 50 miles of a velodrome:

Why in the world would someone name a super light racing bike an anchor?

Amy:

toddistic:

that bike looks silly with a threaded stem.

whatever, tard.

is this better?

or

yes

If it has track drops, then just RACE THE DAMN BIKE. Forgive me, as I do love reading all the "is it ok to..." bullshit, but keep it off the track. Just race.

is it ok to use a drum brake on the track?

Max is NOW!!:

is it ok to use a drum brake on the track?

Its still a brake so........

i dont forsee an issue with using your rod for a brake

Forecast for this weekend is wack as fuck... we'll see though. Ugh. Wanted to race 3x days in a row... do I have to get my fix at PIR? >:[

i was square

what happened to team h.s. and how come they haven't repped at any of the real races at the track?

to busy trollin the internets

Madison Clinic
Sunday, June 21st 2:30-4 (sign in at 2)
$10 for the class
rental bikes available for $5

Get ready for the six day that starts a week later!

This class is for people that are already confident in there ability to ride the track, and want to try the exhilarating experience of madison exchanges and racing. The class will start with off the track explanations of how, where and when to exchange and not to exchange and how to safely navigate traffic during a madison race.
http://www.obra.org/track/pdfs/madison_hints.pdf

Zak Kovalcik
724.678.1295