you guys are making me feel so guilty! maybe i will maybe i wont, who knows.

I'm just messing with you. I may not race race, but I'm hoping to get this rad "action camera" from my friend to wear and catch some people racing.
It's basically a shitty small video camera you can strap to your head or bars or something.

link: http://www2.oregonscientific.com/shop/product.asp?cid=8&scid=86&pid=560

So yea, I'll be the nerd who has a penis strapped to his head.

seth says from the basement with beer in hand five deep: "it's five bucks to do the trackstand and footdown which will also gets you into the show, it would be becoming of you to pay ten dollars and involve yourself in all of the provided activities."

insert seth picture.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Or trade it to a bum for some rock.

seriously though i don't think i'm going to race

i kid

I'd race but I can't. so that gives you no excuse not to. if you can find a better excuse then that I'll let you slide

kid part?

ahhhhh

yah it's my birthday.

I'm not racing cause I put it all together and I'd have the one up on where all the checkpoints are and such. haha. and that's not fair is it.

oh by the way it's 6 checkpoints and let me map out how many miles.

nope. if you can find where I live break in get past three dogs and a roommate with a baseball bat, into my basement past me to the manifest list that's sitting next to me then maybe.

I just checked the map and it's about 8 miles. depending on the route you take. I only checked one possible route. so give or take a little.

hahahaha maybe so then.

i think there's gonna have to be a "best dressed" award

is anyone gonna be downtown early to ride a bit/drink/kick it? I'm not working tomorrow and I don't think I will be able to sit around all day waiting for this thing to start without dying of boredom.

that sounds like fun, anyone else in? What time are you thinkin?

street addresses.

And tomorrow, want to meet up at3 for pre-emptive? or earlier?

hahahahaahah amazing!

Hmmmm,
well i've never done this "alleycat" thing before.... but i'm in for sure. i'd even be up for meeting before the race for adult beverages if you guys can stand being near me & a pista...
just say when...
-kack

i hurd walton is going to get a tatto of a map of portland on his arm so he dose not nead to carry one around during ally cats.

hahahaha that's the best thing I've heard all day......nice

I'm gonna edit that it's the second best thing the first thing was getting a voicemail from dean telling me my bike is done!!!

Father's Place it is then, let's go with 3.

zelah:

so the meet up is that fountain at the river? is that the salmon street fountain?

Yea. The one that shoots all the water toward the middle of the fountain. It kind of looks like multiple huge drinking fountains positioned in a circle facing the center of the fountain.

Alex,

Satyricon is all ages plus bar with ID. Obviously not free booze, unfortunately.

Oh, I know of a few parties downtown that are going on after the showing, so we should definitely all do that.

bring yer own! tis what im doin

Hey Max,
Any idea of where you guys may be going after Father's Place??? I forgot that some Furnace repair people are coming to my house at 3:00. I probably won't be rolling until 3:30 or 4:00... it takes me about 30 minutes to ride to that area (if i'm haulin').
-kack